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Monday, January 25, 2010

Alternative Service

You might have noticed a very slight dip in the frequency of posts here recently, apologies for that!

I'm not promising to improve, because this blog has been about as active as I've been on the tranny scene both online and off over the last year; i.e. not at all. And that's not likely to change any time soon.

But, like a small pilot light, there is a bit of Becky keeping my online presence ticking over. It's a Twitter account called @beckyenverite. I'm quite enjoying the chance to let out the small Becky-related thoughts I have in little 140 character chunks there.

The trouble is there don't seem to be that many fab and groovy tranny types twittering, so I thought I'd mention it to see if I could drum up a few more people to follow!
Blogger Petra Bellejambes  Following you now, and looking forward to your Tweets.

@PetraB_CD 
Anonymous Kristina.R.  ok, following now. shamed into sorting out my own page. 
Blogger C.M. Gonzalez  Cool!

Just added you! 
Anonymous www.BluePixelProfits.com  Hi,

This is a great blog you have created.

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Older, wiser (but not much).


Ten years ago I wasn't out as a tranny. I wasn't even Becky, she didn't exist back then. But something did come into existence that became an important part of my life in the following years.

That thing was The UK Angels, the TG group formed by a bunch of trannies who wanted to do something a bit more fun than most of the tranny groups around at the time.

It was the Angels forum where I first started to me people like me and it was through the Angels that I learned how to make the simple but scary steps towards having fun as a tranny.

Last night a party was held to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Angels being formed, and that was a good enough reason as any to dust off the wig, make sure the boobs hadn't fused together, and strut my still serviceably funky stuff.

It felt like it might be the last time. But strangely it turned out to be a series of first times.

First time out as a married person.

First time staying away from home without Tom, which was a bit weird but his grandparents handled the baby-sitting marvelously.

First time meeting some fabulous people I'd never got a chance to meet before packing away Becky for a bit. People like Jenny, Justine, Saffy, and a few more who I'm not going to list exhaustively in case I miss one!

But most importantly, first time of, I think, many more nights out. Not soon, or often. But I think I can handle being an occasional tranny. Because I don't ever want to say "that's the last time I do that". It's too much fun, and although I'm not the person who fought so hard to overcome nerves and shyness to get out all those years ago, I feel I'd be betraying them if I stopped enjoying all the gifts they gave me.

Blogger Kerry Time  Hi there and it was great to meet you after following your blog for so long, Glad the baby was retunred safe as well, goodto know there are two trannys in norfolk lol.

Hope to see you again soon 
Blogger Lynn Jones  ...away from home without Tom...

Did you manage to avoid checking the mobile frequently? Not that you could have heard it in PP :)

It was a top night - not only for music, but for company and meeting up with people you only 'talk' to via t'interwebs.

> there are two trannys in norfolk

Let's hope this doesn't end like Highlander then! :D 
Blogger Becky  Actually there were four Norfolk trannies there, that I knew of! Add Isobel, who I'd met before, and Lara who it was nice to meet for the 1st time. 
Blogger Jenny Harvey  Firsts are lasts and lasts are firsts (that sounded profound but may actually be B******s)
For me it was an at last . At last I got off my lazy ass, at last I honoured the angels website that changed my life too, and at last I turned my virtual twitter friends into flesh and blood friends.

As Robbie sang "I'm loving Angels instead" 
Blogger sophie h  It was lovely to finally meet you Becky. Glad you enjoyed yourself. 
OpenID justine-time  It was a pleasure to meet you at long last Becky. It's always a pity there's never enough time to see everybody but hey there's always next time ;) I was a bit gutted I missed a chance to say goodbye yesterday but hey, as that ****ing annoying Vodaphone radio ad says.. hello is much better! 
Blogger Lucinda  There really should be a group just for those that dress-up only when there is a good enough reason and inbetween really do not suffer any problems.

Nice to see you, OK we didn't speak but I chatted to Joanna for whom we were there to celebrate. I was there with my friend Linzi.

Leah and Karol are an inspiration and two of the nicest people anyone can get to know.

Somehow over the last 10 years something has slowly happened - that something is 'If you can reach a certain standard then it a pity to deny others your company'

After T comes F. Yep Fgirls for those that just want to have fun, who rather than become serious prefer to have serious fun.

Nice to see old friends. 
Blogger Calie  Good to see you back and out and about!

You haven't lost it, Becky. Your eyes look fab! 
Anonymous What's in a name?  I'd been looking forward to this. Not because I was intending to go, but because I wondered how you'd been getting on. (It had been about four months since you last wrote.)

Glad to hear it's still fun. 
Anonymous Kristina.R.  Great to see you back! 
Anonymous NH  One thing that's changed since the old days...the lack of photos! With radiators! 
Anonymous Ayla Nightingale  Oh no! I was just directed to the PP website and of course caught glimpse of your wonderful self amongst the photogrames. I'm so so gutted I missed you as you've been nothing short of a hero to me over the years and I would have loved to have a chat. Don't wait too long before getting out again will you?!

Much love, Ayla x


P.s. Are you on Facebook any longer? 
Blogger Karol Cross  It was a lovely night, and great to see you (and so many others) again.

I'm really glad that for once I made the effort, as its so easy to fall into a routine.

Take care hon, and I'll see you in another 10! ;o)

x


ps.
Thanks Lucinda, that's a lovely thing to say. I don't know about being an inspiration but hopefully I'm approachable and friendly. 
Blogger Penny Clare  It's so good to see that Becky is still about.
Being a Dad and being a Tranny is a difficult thing to balance. The important thing is that you show it can be done and well.
P 

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Back out of retirement

... for the first ever last time ever! I shall be de-mothballing Becky (where the fuck did I store my tits?) for the Angels 10th Birthday Bash.

Hope to see you at what could be the first last ever appearance of Becky! (Apart from my 50-date residence at the O2 next year.)
Blogger Saffy Morris  Yay - It'd be nice to meet you in person :-) 
Blogger Lynn Jones  Straight outta Norfolk? :) Good luck with finding your wabs, BTW. I hope parenthood has gone well so far! 
Anonymous Denise Hewitt  I still remember my life after kid - number 1 - now I have 4 - all grown up - and Denise survived and even thrived:) Wishing Becky all the best! Warm Hugs - DeniseX - www.miss-denise.com 
Blogger Karol Cross  Yay count me in!

And I'm definitely, definitely going to make it to this one. No if's, no buts!

I'm excited already! 
Anonymous Kristina R  Are we going to see a new perfectly presented Mama Becky, complete with buggy, bags and an air of busy calm? 
Blogger Calie  Nice to see you pop up once in a while. Alas...it will have to remain via the Internet. A bit too far to travel right now.

Calie 
Anonymous Jessica Sideways  Good luck finding your tits and congrats on getting back into the world of crossdressing. ^_^ 
Blogger GirlWhoShould  Hope the boobs are well preserved and you enjoy the comeback. :)
Lucy x 
Blogger Calie  Um......HELLO!!!

Anybody home?

Family doing OK?

Missing your wisdom, Becky! 
Anonymous Kristina R  Happy New Year Becky. Hope we will see you return after the initial Baby Shock months. The end of 2009 has been very dull without your posts. 
Anonymous Kristina R  Happy New Year Becky! Hope 2010 will see your return to blogging after the 'baby shock' months. The last quarter of 2009 has been very dull without your posts. 
Anonymous Anonymous  Four months since the last post. Methinks Beckysweb will be disappear by end of October when the domain is due to be renewed. 
Blogger Gabriela Julie Budd  Wow! You are back! See you at the
O2. Don't keep taking the pills though.

XX 

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Friday, July 24, 2009

#trannymovies

So here it is, based on a Twitter meme I started a few days ago, and ranked entirely based on my own opinion... the Top Ten Tranny Movies of all time!

10: Falsenail and I
9: Lost in Transformation
8: MAC and Me
7: The Ex-Men
6: Crippling Footwear, Hidden Tackle
5: Frocky
4: My Big Fat Hairy Wedding Dress
3: Dude, Where's my bra?
2: 101 Dilations
1: The Brian, the Itch, and the Wardrobe

Thanks to everyone who took part!
Blogger Gabriela Julie Budd  "Dude,where's my bra" is my favourite. It opens itself to puns nicely. Thanks for the chuckle.
xx 
Blogger transfattyacid  Gaffbusters.

How The Breast Was Hung.

So-Pucker-Lips Now.

oh and the African Queen 
Blogger Penny Clare  How about

Shaving Private Ryan?

Oh dear, maybe that's a bit too rude.
Just goes to show - it's a bit like playing Dirty Scrabble, much easier than the normal rules. 
Blogger Jenny Harvey  @Penny Shaving Ryan's Privates would have been ruder 
Anonymous Miss L  Great post, thanks for the laugh! My favourite is definitely 'The Brian, the Itch, and the Wardrobe' 

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Know when you're beaten

Charlie Brooker stopped writing TVGoHome when real life telly got more ridiculous than anything he could invent.

I think I need to stop trying to satirise Stupid Trannies, in particular the way they interact with the internet. Check out the last comment on this ancient post which was added earlier today.

Someone needs to buy Ms. Anonymous a spacebar.

I'd lend her mine, but it just broke from repeated bashes from my forehead.
Blogger Lynn Jones  Insane. It reads like a LOL cat post only not funny.

A shift key wouldn't go amiss if we're clubbing in for a space bar. 
Anonymous Alli' Cat'  Interesting use of full stops.
Is it some kind of code d'ya think - or just someone fluent in t**t? 
Anonymous NH  Well, let's take a moment to reflect and take our fingers out of our arses 
Anonymous Kristina R  Oh, we used to dream of having a spacebar. We used to have to Capitalise first letter of each word. 
Blogger LucyTolliday  Funniest comment I've read in a long time.

*off to watch Daily Mail Island* 
Blogger Karol Cross  "I need to stop trying to satirise Stupid Trannies"

Now if that's not the quote of the week I don't know what is!

Of course I then had to look back at that god awful post. God help us! But as someone explained to me a few years ago, its difficult to type properly when you're only using your off hand...

As for fingers in arses, well I didn't realise I'd tuned into chix by mistake! ;o) 

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Ubiquity

Tranny and TV cartoon

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Blogger Joanna  purely from a geek point of view.. wouldnt the conversation go from bottom to top? 
Blogger Becky  From a geek point of view, possibly. From every other point of view, no. 
Blogger Jenny Harvey  Well thats just so unrealistic.....
you never see that high level of debate 
Blogger Jess  Wetting myself here right now - seriously :) How do you think this stuff up????

A good read. 
Blogger Gabriela Julie Budd  Ha! I was looking out for "Anyone want a chat or something " from the trawler called Big Dick 007 

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Tranny of the Year Show 2009

And now it's time to join the commentary at the Tranny of the Year Show 2009, live from Sackville Gardens, Manchester.

... fine pair. Oh and welcome to listeners from Becky's Web who've just joined us for what's turning out to be a great competition, isn't that right Terry?

That's right Joppers, and who's this coming out here?

This is "Trixie Froufroupuff" with her owner and wife, Mrs A Jenkins. Appearing for the fourth time at this show.

Trixie resplendant in a vibrantly pink outfit that I believe was modelled on one that Shirley Temple rejected as being "too girly" during the filming of the 1934 film "Baby Take a Bow".

Your knowledge of such things always amazes me Terry. They're setting a good pace around the arena. Petticoats bobbing nicely, head up, nostrils flaring. And, they're coming up to the first obstacle, the Invisibility Test. We may want to remind the listeners at home how this one works, Terry?

Well this is actually more of a test for the owner, Joppers. She must keep perfectly still and allow the tranny to take ALL of the attention from the crowd, effectively making the wife invisible and practically forgotten. I think Mrs Jenkins is doing quite well.

Mrs who?

Quite. Over now to the track where the mincing time trials are well underway. And here comes Genetta Thinklightly up to the final straight ... little bit of undermincing there on the corner, that will cost her valuable minutes ... passing through Gambon now ... still passing through Gambon ... still passing through Gambon ... aaaaaand across the line in two hours forty eight minutes, a new slowness record for non-wet conditions.

Remarkable. Over now to the Men Pretending to be Girls Pretending to Play Cricket finals... and it looks like they're doing a very good job of cocking it up, four wicket keepers!?

Er, I think they've abandoned Pretending to Play Cricket as it wasn't girly enough and they've started Pretending to Play Rounders, Joppers.

Remarkable.

And here comes the bowler, taking a long run up, ball held pathetically between thumb and forefinger like it's a dead kitten... still running ...

Can I just take a moment to thank Mrs Petunia Brown of Weston Super-Mare for this delicious Victoria sponge?

You certainly can Joppers. Here's the throw. Almost totally vertical, hardly any horizontal motion at all. This really is top class throwing like a girl.

The batsgirl is running up to take a swing at it anyway. And she's hit it! Travelling in a slow arc... backwards... to somewhere between Silly Mid Off and Fucking Ridiculous Very Far Off.

That being the new position for the designated fielder waiting at the bar to get the next round of drinks in?

That's right Terry. We've just got time to fit in some of the action at the Tranny Herding trials. What's happening there?

Well it looks like Beatrice Couldntthinkofasurname is attempting to move her small troop of tranny friends from the hotel room, represented by the 3-sided pen, to the tranny club, represented by the mud-filled pit, using only whistles, shouts and thinly veiled threats.

Made all the more difficult when they banned the use of dogs in 2006. Looks like one of the trannies has become distracted by a bit of tinsel hanging from a tree and is separated by the pack... and oh no, one's refusing to leave the pen until she's got her lippy straight. A complete disaster, as usual.

Have we got time for the beauty contest section?

No, they banned us from showing that, for being too degrading. Back to the studio...
Anonymous Sophie G  ...here come the Belgians! 
Blogger Petra Bellejambes  O Becky, superb, you just made my day. We get so little of the premier UK sporting events televised here in the colonies that I fear I won't be able to watch and learn.

Do give us all some advance notice of the 2010 event. I will buy a new hat and fix a pitcher of Pink Gin.

Cheers - Petra 
Blogger Lynn Jones  This post has been removed by the author. 
Blogger Jess  Ah memories! Non-sparklers over the world, fizzle out.... :) 
Blogger LucyTolliday  Its almost like being there. :) 
Anonymous NH  I can imagine the two commentators from "Best In Show" doing this. 
Blogger Calie  Well, I must say...

Must be some inside humor and, much of it is Greek...ah make that Brit...to me, but still ROTFL. Perhaps an American translation next time? 
Blogger Gabriela Julie Budd  "one of the trannies has become distracted by a bit of tinsel hanging from a tree"

Pure genius! My eyes are still watering.
xx 

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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Busy

Well, Tom is one month old today, which makes me realise how the days are flying by, unlike my blog posts.

I freely admit that my priorities have changed completely. Jane is a lot better, but I'm still doing a lot of the housework. Once I've cooked dinner, tidied up, watered the garden veg, played with Tom, done my bit with the nappy duty, and finally sat down for some "me time" the last thing I want to do is blog.

... Hang on Tom's crying ...

... Colic. Meh. Where was I? Yeah I don't want to blog, I just want to veg for a bit infront of the telly or an uncomplicated computer game. That and sleep. Ah, blissful uninterrupted sleep. I remember it well.

Sorry for the lack of content. But Beckys Web isn't going anywhere, if that's any consolation!



Blogger Lynn Jones  Welcome to parenthood. :) Don't worry, it does get better. It may not feel like it right now, but the sleep - his and yours - will get better.

Don't worry about the blogging, there's more important stuff to do. 
Blogger sophie h  I concur with Lynn. You have your priorities right. Blogging can wait. Best wishes to all three of you.
:o) 
Blogger Calie  That TG sense of humor of yours will need an outlet sooner or later. We can wait.

You two enjoy the little one. They grow up fast. 
Anonymous Michal  I was just Googling the wonderful Adrian Dalton (got mostly crockery lol) and an archive post of yours from 2007 came up. I thought its been so long since I read her witty blog I wonder if she is still around (as you were talking about getting serious with a Special Other at the time) and not only are you here but youre a dad! Wow! congratulations darling thats so lovely..

what Calie says is true, that tiny magical innocence will soon be his own character, which is so very brilliant too, but different.

all the very best to this 21st Century nuclear family 

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Saturday, June 06, 2009

To cut a long story short...

Thomas arrived yesterday at 12:25pm, via ceasarian section. Jane is recovering well, and the baby is absolutely the best thing ever.

There's a long version of this blog post, but that can be written another day. Right now I just want to get back to the fledgling daddying. Ciao for now!



Blogger Lynn Jones  Hi,

Congratulations to both of you - the new and happy parents! I hope Jane is managing some rest and that you've managed to let her hold young Thomas (nice name) a bit :-) 
Blogger TrannyMandy  Congrats - lots of love x 
Blogger Cassidy Brynn  Congrats! That's great. You're going to be so happy and so tired. 
Anonymous Suomy Nona  Well, I was starting to wonder! Congratualtions to you and Jane.

I'm sure you'll do for parenting blogs what you have already done for the tranny blog: so go and subvert the form! I look forward to reading. 
Blogger Cornelius Breadbasket  Welcome Thomas! Lovely news. 
Blogger Gillian  Congratulations both of you on your new production, glad to hear the matinee opening event went well and I'l look forward to reading rave reviews.

Gillian xx 
Blogger Calie  Congrats, you two...or is it you three? I checked out the picture. He's a cutie! Have been trying to see who Thomas most resembles...Jane, Becky or S? 
Anonymous Anonymous  Congratulations to you both ,I wish you health and happiness 
Anonymous Anonymous  Congratulations to you both.


Paula 
Blogger alan  Congratulations and much much happiness and joy!

alan 
Anonymous Antony  Wow, congratulations.

Antony x 
Blogger Tiffy  Children do NOT change your life.

They TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!

Beeg congrats hun - have been waiting for this moment for ages. Hugs to you both. In fact, all three of you.

xxxx 
Anonymous Tidy  Congratulations to all three of you! 
Anonymous Kristina R  Wonderful news! Congratulations to both of you. 
Blogger Mikayla Weighill  congrats, being a parent is really cool 
Blogger C.Me  Congratulations to you and Jane...

Being a Daddy is a wonderful thing! :)

Cathii 
Anonymous Lynda T Gurl  Congrats on the birth of Thomas, wishing you all health and happiness in parenthood 
Anonymous Vanessa Law  Congratulations to both of you!
Hugs,
Vanessa 
Blogger Penny Clare  Well done the both of you!
You'll be run off your feet - and loving every moment of it I'm sure. That is, when you can catch enough sleep to think straight. 8-) 
Blogger Ginny de Lux  Wow, Becky! Sorry I'm so long with congatulations, but was stuck in Tenerife at the time. Never mind. We all have to pay our penance for our loved ones :)
What's his blog handle, Fluffy Blue Duckling or Tommy Truly?
Enjoy. I did. Still do after 18 years, and I'm sure you will! 
Blogger Gabriela Julie Budd  Wow!Belated congratulations! Enjoy!
xx 

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Monday, June 01, 2009

Danny La Rue

When I was little, Danny La Rue (like anything else to do with boys being girls) was subject to my intense attention.

Like all children, I had hard and fast rules about what girls could do, and what boys could do, and had a great deal of difficulty when people didn't follow those rules. Danny was a man, but he looked like a woman. That took a lot of getting my head around.

Later on, when I started to want to try dressing up myself, people like Danny annoyed me. They were doing it wrong, it wasn't supposed to be easy! Danny La Rue didn't even have a girl's name!

And then, when I did start dressing myself, I realised how amazingly skillful Danny was at what he did. I didn't want to be like him, but I respected and admired what he did.

He died today, aged 81. I can't pretend that I really saw him as a role model, but he was a great entertainer, and by doing what he did with humour and without apology, he did a lot for making all men in frocks more acceptable in the UK.
Blogger Fluffy Pink Duck  What I liked about Danny La Rue was the dignity he brought to his act. 
Blogger Jenny Harvey  Hear Hear both of you
I remember enjoying his film when I was little.
Our Miss Fred I think it was called 
Blogger Lynn Jones  A role model? No, possibly not, but still an icon. He did what he did well. 
Anonymous Juliet Lewis  I had the privilege of seeing Danny's show in the West End when I was in college. I think it cost me 50p...
RIP sweetie... 
Anonymous NH  And a nice person, to boot. 

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